And now . . . this

The headline pretty much says it all: Mich[igan] prosecutors seek mental exam for man accused of using poodle as weapon.

Prosecutors are seeking a new psychiatric exam for a man accused of swinging a poodle to fend off a sheriff's deputy during a traffic stop.

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"Careful, Sarge! It's yappy!"

Update: And now this, too: Oh, man, you just can't make this stuff up:

A "SEX bomb" that would make enemy soldiers irresistible to each other was considered by the US military.

Declassified documents reveal the Pentagon toyed with the idea of an aphrodisiac chemical weapon in 1994.

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1994, eh? On Bubba's watch. Surprise, surprise, surprise.