November 25, 2004

And now . . . this

Sometimes, words just fail.

A woman upset when police seized her three preserved snakes stormed into the Hamilton station and threw a jar of pickled kittens at the counter.

Susan Hoskyn, 39, said she could barely contain herself as she made her way to the police station about 1pm on Sunday.

"I walked in the door and said, 'You've taken my snakes - here, have my pussy as well', and slammed the jar on to the counter."

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Somehow I don't think pickled kitty and snake ever made it into Heinz' 57 varieties.

Meanwhile, down in Dallas, here's a story that proves Barnum woefully underestimated:

A Texas man has been sentenced to four years in prison for posing as a gynecologist - with an office in a self-storage complex.

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Who goes for medical help in a storage unit? What's worse, that some guy actually tried this or that someone obviously fell for it?