October 19, 2005

Hysterical new meme

Basically, you just google the phrase "your first name here needs" and list the first ten results that come up.


  1. Scott needs Mozilla. (Already have done.)
  2. Scott needs nude models. (Yeah, baby, yeah!!!)
  3. Scott needs to ask himself how he would have handled an officer who put concerns for a friend over the demands of the job. Then he needs to punish himself accordingly. (I'm a bad, bad man.) The bottom line: Scott needs to back up his regrets with action, but his credibility may already be beyond repair. (I hang my head in shame.)
  4. Scott needs to get over his issues, whatever they are.
  5. Scott needs a partner. (A nude partner?)
  6. Scott needs more of Mike's guitar. (Scott already owns all of Scott's guitar, however.)
  7. Scott needs access to all seven sites. (At which point the world will come to an end, presumably.)
  8. Scott needs no introduction. (A twofer from the previous site!)
  9. Scott needs to hire his own man on the bench.
  10. Scott needs a way to be less parochial in his thinking. (Hey!)

(H/T: Rebecca Writes.)

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