Ah, crap

The Prioress You scored 13% Cardinal, 56% Monk, 52% Lady, and 45% Knight!

You are a moral person and are also highly intellectual. You like your solitude but are also kind and helpful to those around you. Guided by a belief in the goodness of mankind you will likely be christened a saint after your life is over. You scored high as both the Lady and the Monk. You can try again to get a more precise description of either the Monk or the lady, or you can be happy that you're an individual.

[Etc., etc., etc.]

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on Ok Cupid, yada yada yada.

I don't know what's worse, being a Scientologist^TM or the Mother Superior.