June 09, 2005

Lactation envy?

Comedienne ROSIE O'DONNELL banned her partner KELLI CARPENTER from breastfeeding their daughter VIVIENNE just a few weeks after she was born - because she was jealous of their bonding sessions.

Kelli gave birth to Vivienne in 2002, and the lesbian couple have been raising her along with their three other adopted children.

But O'Donnell admits she felt left out of the motherhood process whenever she observed her partner nursing their child.

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Just close your eyes and keep repeating: "Gay marriage is normal, gay marriage is normal, one spouse always gets jealous because the other can nurse . . ."

(H/T: heard on Michael Medved.)