January 20, 2004

Now you know he's innocent

As I write this, the friend of Michael Jackson, "psychic" spoon-bender Uri Geller is on CNN defending Jackson's innocence on child molestation charges.

Supposedly Michael said under "hypnosis" that the charges were fabricated.

On Jackson's display outside the courtroom following his arraignment, Geller gives him the same pass as all his sycophants: "Sure it wasn't the right thing to do, but it's Michael Jackson. . . . He thinks with his heart instead of his head."

Gee . . . thanks Uri. We can just dispense with the court case now.