Ha ha ha! "Art."
Performance artist Mark McGowan kicked off his bid to crawl for 72 hours across Manhattan dressed as the president, offering the opportunity to kick his backside.
The controversial artist from London began his odyssey from New York's Lincoln Centre wearing a rubber George Bush mask, a business suit, knee pads, work gloves and a sign stuck to his cushioned posterior reading simply: "Kick My Ass."
Now come on. Is there any more useless human being on the face of the earth than a "performance artist"?
Meanwhile, posted today on his Web site:
i have been kicked in the ass continuously on the streets of new york.
i have also been confronted by very angry bush supporters who have literally scared me so much so [sic] that i have had to abandon doing it on the streets and i am now just crawling around the scope art fair as i fear for my life.
Yeah, well, so much for artistic integrity.