September 08, 2003

And now . . . this

Breaking news from the British scientific community:

DUCK THEORY IS QUACKERS

Scientists say they have sunk an enduring theory that a duck's quack does not produce an echo.

They claim to have proved, with the help of a farmyard duck called Daisy, that the theory is quackers.

[full article]

Coming soon: the latest scientific evidence proving that men do not have one less rib than women because God took one of Adam's to make Eve, and the beaver did not get its flat tail because a rock or a log fell on it.