February 05, 2009

Bye-bye bunny, auf Wiederesehen wabbit season

The Israelis can breathe easy, knowing that the nefarious Jew-eating rabbit Assud, of Al-Aqsa TV's children's program Pioneers of Tomorrow, has assumed room temperature.

Rabbits are not known for an abundance of brains, and Assud went to the Big Hutch in the Sky after entering the Al-Aqsa studios after being told they were going to be bombed, so naturally it's the fault of the Jews:

Oh the humanity!

So what animal will Al-Aqsa use next to turn children into little murderous fanatics? I've said it before, and I'll say it again: with a human mother, a bee brother, and a mouse cousin, Assud's family is seriously screwed up. Biologically, duck season is inevitable.