Leave the planet. Take the cannoli.
Sicilian amateur scientists have launched a model cannolo, a cream-stuffed pastry roll symbolic of the Italian island, into the stratosphere, capturing bizarre images of the dessert flying far above the earth.
Then, after that teaser, Yahoo didn't see fit to provide any of these pictures. Here is one, from another story on the site:
Doesn't it look delicious? Unfortunately:
As a real cannolo would be unlikely to survive the voyage, the group made a model of the cherry-studded pastry with a polymer clay material hardened in an oven.
Numerous Sicilian men then remarked that their wives must make cannoli out of the same material. (Ow! Hey!)
"Sicily has always been a place of negative connotations, mafia and unemployment. We wanted to lift up Sicily in our own way," said filmmaker Fabio Leone, 34, who recorded the project with Antonella Barbera, 38.
This is not helpful, of course, because it only reminds us that in the Godfather trilogy, cannoli were involved in two Mafia murders.