Enough is enough . . .
Never mind ants in your pants, what about snakes and tortoises?
That's what authorities at Miami's international airport said they found inside the trousers of a passenger as he tried to board a flight for Brazil.
The U.S. Transportation Security Administration said the man had seven exotic snakes and three tortoises wrapped in nylon bags that had been stuffed into his pants.
I've had it with these bleepity-bleep snakes in people's bleepity-bleep pants!
Well, come on, what did you expect me to say? But at least it wasn't monkeys.