Apparently nothing important happened yesterday. A bawling rich girl went to jail, and the news media jumped the shark.
Jay Leno summed it up nicely (and since NBC really doesn't like their clips being posted, enjoy it while you can:
In other news, shuttle Atlantis had a perfect launch last evening, the first one I had watched in ages. It still gives me a thrill to see one of those machines lift off. But does anyone else's heart still stop for a moment when ground control reports "go at throttle up"?