And now . . . this, courtesy of the Beeb:
Nine new church products, including a karaoke hymn player, will be battling it out for a new award at an exhibition in Devon.
A solar-powered electronic Bible and a JCUK (Jesus Christ, United King) T-shirt are among the products pitching to win the first My Church Needs One of Those (McNoot) Award to be held in Exeter on 5 February. . . .
Church leaders hope the new ideas will appeal to the younger generation and reverse the steep decline in church attendances.
Yeah, nothing says "Generation Y" quite like a karaoke hymn player.